Say what you want about John Kerry, but the man knows how to get out of sticky situations, even if his exit strategies are unconventional (his ticket out of Vietnam, for example involved an ass full of rice). After what appears to be a week of sleepless nights and cancelled Botox appointments, this morning, Kerry delivered the administration’s foreign policy address to a London audience.

Aside from potentially referring to an Obama Administration military offensive as “unbelievably small,” which gives nearly everyone on the fence about the attack reason to happily trust in our leaders’ foresight, John Kerry made a flippant remark about asking Syria to turn their chemical weapons over to the international community if they didn’t want airborne killing robots invading their airspace.

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