I see it in the forums.
I hear it from friends and family members.

You say you wont pay or participate in BozoCare?

I feel your pain but ..You wanna bet?

You may never use it (BozoCare) but one way or another .. You are going to help pay for it.
(I'm guessing that you aren't homeless, sitting in a cardboard box, posting from your found laptop, using free wifi outside of a StarBucks?)

Taxes my friend, Taxes!

(FICA ring a bell?)

You say you're wealthy (And not sitting outside that StarBucks)?
That is why the IRS is involved.
(They have 'creative' ways to look for and 'find'.. more money than they "think" you need and tax it).

Buy food?
Purchase fuel?
Use cable?
(Taxes)

Of course ...you could give all of your wealth away, live like a hermit.

Dumpster dive for food.
Never watch tv.
Walk everywhere you go and then, one day ...
They find your body .. sell the clothes off of your back on ebay and your body to science!

(Death Taxes!)
(Which of course ... will help pay for the BozoCare that you never voluntarily participated in!

(OR paid for)

Yes, I wrote that myself!

I didn't 'steal' it!

I know it is hard to believe since it has underlying tones of snarkiness and all in it!