Man ironed face when phone rang

12 December 2012, 12:51



A Polish man is regretting trying to impress his wife by doing the housework - after ironing his face when the phone rang.

Tomas Paczkowski, 32, from Elbag, was determined to show wife Lila that he was just as good around the home as she is.

"I decided to do the ironing while she was out at work, just to prove a point," he explained.

"Women are always going on about multi-tasking, so I set up the iron, opened a beer and put the boxing on the telly.

"Trouble was, I got so involved in the boxing that I wasn't really thinking about what I was doing.

"So when the phone rang I picked up the iron by mistake and pressed it to my ear. The pain was incredible."

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http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies...when_phone_rang

Ouch!

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."

Quote: Mr_Magoo wrote in post #3

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