The Queen’s Henchmen request the pleasure of your company at a Lynching – to be held at 23rd and C Streets NW on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 just past sunset.
Dress: Formal, Masks and Hoods - the four being lynched must never know the identities of their executioners, or what/ whose sin required their sacrifice.
A blood sacrifice – to divert the hounds - to appease the gods - to cleanse our filth and satisfy our guilty consciences.
Arrive promptly at sunset – injustice will be swift. there will be no trial, no review of evidence, no due process, and no accountability.
Dress warmly - a chilling effect will instantly envelop Foggy Bottom. Extrajudicial. Total impunity. A kangaroo court in a banana republic.
B.Y.O.B. Refreshments will not be served because of the continuing resolution.
And the ones being lynched? Who cares? They are pawns in a game. Our game. All suckers, all fools, all knaves who volunteered to serve - Us. And the truth? The truth? What difference at this point does it make?
In the event of inclement weather, or the Queen’s incapacitation, her Henchmen will carry out this lynching - as ordered, as planned.