This is June, and Barack Obama has transformed a month that used to be about fatherhood and dragging out the barbeque into 30 days of homage to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (and Questioning) pride. That's right, count 'em: 30 whole days to rejoice in LGBTQ-ness. Along with Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, Barack must feel it's time that fairness be extended to the gay community. That's why, for those who tend toward melancholy and depression, if ever there were a time to be gay, this would be it. Why? Because in addition to reassuring college grads that free birth control should give them peace of mind and sharing the roster at Girl Scout conferences with late-term abortionists, HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius wants to commemorate LGBTQ month by making it one of her priorities to actively advocate on behalf of the sexually confused, conflicted, and/or questioning. When not sending out clandestine e-mails on her secret Obama-established e-mail account, Mrs. Sebelius is about the important business of spreading the word that she'll be doling out privileges to the LGBTQ community based solely on non-traditional sexual preference. And although she doesn't expound on exactly how they've been pushed to the side, Sebelius feels that "for too long ... [LGBTQ people] were pushed to the side." To prove how committed she is to preferential treatment for homosexuals, Sebelius has refused to override a policy that will deny help to a dying 10-year-old girl with cystic fibrosis in need of a lung transplant. Because of government regulation concerning adults getting first dibs on adult lungs, the woman who has been integral in directly benefiting victims of HIV/AIDS has declined the opportunity to intervene. Sebelius concurs that in the case of Sara Murnaghan, it is an "incredibly agonizing situation where someone lives and someone dies." So in other words, if you're 10 years old and your name is Sara Murnaghan and, through no fault of your own, you have a deadly lung disease, you will be "pushed to the side." On the other hand, if you've participated in promiscuous, risky lifestyle choices and simply refused to join the Rubber Revolution or attend Condom University, or if you're a 12-year-old girl trapped in a 12-year-old boy's body and desire sex reassignment surgery, by way of GaybamaCare, Kathleen Sebelius will override any policy obstacle that might stand in the way of realizing your dream to be prom queen.