Why It Must Be Awesome to Be Barack Obama
By Kyle Becker on Dec 31, 2012



Conservatives are no fans of Barack Obama, but let’s admit it: it must be awesome to be this guy. Before checking to make sure this is Conservative Daily News you’re reading, consider the following top 20 list of reasons:

1. Although you are the most visible public figure in the world, instruct the mainstream media to keep all the skeletons in your closet a complete mystery.

2. Make millions of dollars on likely ghost-written books, and then wag your finger at millionaires and other one-percenters.

3. Despite being one of the most radical figures in American history, convince millions that you’re a moderate and those in your opposition are actually extremists.

4. Smoke cigarettes, toke weed and do coke in your past and get a complete pass from the media.

5. Have people actually give a damn about your NCAA tournament bracket.

6. Do nothing but golf over a hundred times, skip your jobs board meetings for months, and then argue with a straight face that you “will not rest” until you get unemployment under control.

7. Take all the credit for anything even remotely good, like killing Osama bin Laden, while passing off all the damage from your destructive policies on Bush or Boehner.

8. Carry out almost the exact same war policies as your much-vilified predecessor George W. Bush, and not hear so much as a peep out of the rabid anti-war left.

9. Although you haven’t run so much as a lemonade stand in your life, live large as a billionaire.

10. Throw a baseball like a girl as you wear mom jeans, ride a bike looking like Urkel, and get called “eye candy” on The View.

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