http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-...rc=tough-season

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NEW YORK—Sources confirmed Monday that at least six NFL franchises have expressed serious interest in quarterback Tim Tebow as a grounds crew worker, claiming that the former Florida Gators star would be a perfect fit for their field maintenance team. “From a purely physical standpoint, Tebow has the size, strength, and agility for turf management, snow removal, or lifting 50 pounds of mulch,” said Kansas City Chiefs general manager John Dorsey, who expressed concerns about whether Tebow possessed the mental makeup to handle the stresses of mowing at a professional level. “Tim certainly has the skills to unload equipment, water grass, and organize and clean the storage areas, but he’s a little sloppy. We would be willing to take a chance on him for the league minimum, of course. However, if he wants insurance, he needs to put in 40 hours a week.” Tebow has reportedly stated that he wants to paint the lines on the field, but all the interested NFL teams agreed that the 26-year-old was not yet ready for such a challenging task.

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WOW, we need a good man in Tampa Bay ....now that we have benched our #1 QB !!
Forget the ground crew work ..TB needs a QB !!!!!!



Timmy might look good in red, black and white !!

Quote: W-Girl wrote in post #2

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WOW, we need a good man in Tampa Bay ....now that we have benched our #1 QB !!
Forget the ground crew work ..TB needs a QB !!!!!!

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Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #3

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Quote: W-Girl wrote in post #2

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WOW, we need a good man in Tampa Bay ....now that we have benched our #1 QB !!
Forget the ground crew work ..TB needs a QB !!!!!!

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So you need TT to be the QB for TB? OK.

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Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #3

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Quote: W-Girl wrote in post #2

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WOW, we need a good man in Tampa Bay ....now that we have benched our #1 QB !!
Forget the ground crew work ..TB needs a QB !!!!!!

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So you need TT to be the QB for TB? OK.

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