In this week’s scolding, President Obama breaks from his usual pattern and decides to backhandedly criticize republicans. Say it ain’t so! Portions of the transcript are below, but for the tl;dr …

Obama: Republicans finally sort of barely broke the plane of maybe not being America-hating, anti-poor, racist, obstructionist doody heads for like, a second, and allowed the beneficent, goodly, and all-around keen Democrats to do the blessed work that such angelic benefactors as they needs must always strive for.

Translation below.

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