There are SOME benefits to having a stroke. The only real change I see is my spelling in now horrible. I can look at words spell check highlights several times without seeing how they are misspelled.

The upside to this is I sometimes read words wrong,too.

In this case,I thought at first the headline read "Michelle-O Complains About Not Getting Laid".

My first thought was to respond with "Next time don't marry a homo. Until then try hanging out in bars near the port when the Navy is back in town. LOTS of horny 18 year old drunken sailors that will hump anything that moves."

Then I took another look at the headline,and that took all the fun out of it.

What Michelle is saying is that she is greedy and wants money, and it is further worth noting that the money she wants would be acquired from someone at the point of a gun, unlike the typical businessowner whom she hates. She's a typical Dem.