You crash your '01 Pontiac Grand Am into a mobile home while driving drunk, do you: A: Not have pants, shoes onB: Try to flee the scene on a young boy's Power Wheels toy truckC: Retreat to your mom's houseD: All the aboveANSWER: http://ow.ly/iowLu
I thought we could use a good laugh thread. Remember there some really dumb people out there.
If that were me, the most embarrassing part of the story would have been that I was diving a Grand Am. No pants is no big deal as I can attest too. You only need shirt and shoes to shop at the Mini Mart or McDonalds.
What's wrong, everyone knows you need to drink off the top to get to the bottom of the bottle.
Might be a redneck.
Guilty.
Oh come one guys - if she wasn't shit-faced she might be pretty attractive. She certainly doesn't appear ugly to me. And before it even starts, no....I'm not gay.
Quote: ozarkian wrote in post #8Oh come one guys - if she wasn't shit-faced she might be pretty attractive.
Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #9Quote: ozarkian wrote in post #8Oh come one guys - if she wasn't shit-faced she might be pretty attractive. Maybe if you were not shitfaced, you would retract that statement that she may be attractive.
RIGHT'S RIGHT 
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