-A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.
In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.
The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.”
Quote: Tribune7 wrote in post #1-A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” ......
The worker, .... , reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” ......
So, we are left with two possibilities:
A.) The conduct could be unintentional, as a result of a medical condition.
Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #7Ah, a tail full of sound and...and...what's that odor?
We have a retired Dentist's wife . . . 7th Day Adventist . . . a bit Imperial in her bearing and attitude at times . . . but mostly a decent and reasonably humble person compared to average who is quite a good potter and turns out a lot of stuff . . . quite artistic in a variety of ways.
Reasonably frequently she lets fly moderately noisily. No great odor that I've detected yet. Probably due to vegetarianism?
Everyone pretends they didn't hear anything. LOL.
Sometimes we'll go outside or in the hallway and shake our heads or chuckle.
The wise man sees calamity coming and prepares for it.