http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/...r-ex-boyfriend/

Boy. This chick is a dream come true...

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Break-ups are tough for anyone. Different people have various ways of coping with the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Kayla Earl, a 19-year-old aspiring model suffering from heartbreak and denial, reportedly chose to throw herself in a ditch with a plastic Walmart bag over her head and claim she was raped — all in an effort to win back her ex-boyfriend. Definitely not a healthy way of coping.

Earl was arrested by police in Pleasant Grove, Ala., and charged with false reporting after her story was discovered to be a hoax, AL.com reports.

“Investigators said Earl, of Hueytown, was trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy when she told lawmen she was attacked in a Pleasant Grove cemetery. A Jefferson County sheriff’s deputy on patrol spotted the woman about 5 a.m. in the dirt just off the road near Five Acre Road. She appeared unconscious,” the report adds.

The woman was taken to UAB Hospital, checked out and released. Earl told police that she was visiting a friend’s grave at the cemetery when a man approached her from behind and put a bag over her head. Her car was found parked in a cemetery.

She claimed a struggle ensued and she was able to get free and run to the roadway, where she said she passed out.

Detectives were eventually able to get the truth out of her.

“She even said she put the bag on her head to make it look like someone tried to suffocate her,” Pleasant Grove Detective Jason Davis said. “She is going through some personal problems. Between that and wanting attention, it turns out none of this happened.”

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Yes, yes, yes, she puts the ding in dingbat. Where are Freeperjohn, this girl needs your guidance.

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Yes, yes, yes, she puts the ding in dingbat. Where are Freeperjohn, this girl needs your guidance.

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This girl needs to be hooked up to a Sears Die Hard battery 'til her hair smokes. Then off to jail.

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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/23/model-19-hatches-insane-plan-to-win-back-her-ex-boyfriend/

Boy. This chick is a dream come true...

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Nineteen year old, acting like an 11 year old trying to get Mommy's and Daddy's attention when she doesn't get her way.

They learn how to fix the hair and do the makeup, get a smartphone to text--and remain stunted in pre-teen mode.

Nothing Mommy or the teachers can do about it, and it comes to this episode. I would bill her for police resource costs expended on false information.

The thing is: She can get another boyfriend, but she can't get another mind.

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There just ain't no living with crazy.

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Does she have "coke nose"?

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Does she have "coke nose"?

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