Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

by Jon David Kahn 5 Jul 2013, 10:38 AM PDT

CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.

According to Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson: "One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling - a female yelling....she was possibly being hit - yelling, 'Stop! No!'"

The neighbor apparently also heard a "repeated loud noise" in between the shouting.

When officers arrived on the scene, Anderson said "The female that was inside stated that her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop."

Nobody was charged in the case...

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/...end-Passing-Gas

A class 1 felony, if you ask me.

Maybe the girl friend needs to change his diet ...possibly cook something different ??

So is that how I get him to quit, start screaming and hope someone calls the police? I just give him dirty looks when he passes gas and looks at me in shock "was that you??".

Always....

every time....

:)

Quote: ozarkian wrote in post #4

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So is that how I get him to quit, start screaming and hope someone calls the police? I just give him dirty looks when he passes gas and looks at me in shock "was that you??".

Always....

every time....

:)

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My wife is going to do this one day. You can only push a woman with flatulence so far.

If this guy is anything like me, I know exactly what the problem was...



These with the zesty sauce will gas out my house in about 20 minutes.

Here's a kiss for you, honey.

That's what I say when I pass gas. No troubles here.

Quote: Fred Mertz wrote in post #8

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Here's a kiss for you, honey.

That's what I say when I pass gas. No troubles here.

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