I just got some "hush hush" information from some of my contacts in the Vatican. They are telling me this mans name is being seriously considered for Pontiff...
On The Last Supper: It was actually a brunch. The check reveals that one guy only had a soft-boiled egg and tea, while everyone else stuffed themselves. But when the bill was paid, it was divided equally. The moral: "In groups, always order the most expensive thing."