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Now Biden is making personal calls to senators urging them to back the measure, that website reported.

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It just so happens some rabid, right-wing tea party spies in the resistance underground put a tap on Biden's phone, and this has come to light:

BIDEN: Hello? Is this Senator Sam Blowhard?
BLOWHARD: Yes.
BIDEN: Hi Senator> Joe Biden here. How's the wife and kids.
BLOWHARD: Fine, Joe. Fine.
BIDEN: Senator, the reason I'm calling is to ask you how you plan to vote on the gun bill. I understand you're holding out. Why do you want to see more of our kids murdered?
BLOWHARD: Well, Joe, I know I'm a democrat and the Constitution doesn't matter. But some of my constituents actually think the second amendment means what it says. They might vote me out if I support this.
BIDEN: Yeah, Sam. I understand. I really do. Hey - by the way - do you remember that little tryst you had on Manchin's boat with the Senate Page? The videos turned out real nice. I'm looking at them now. I wonder if your wife would enjoy watching them?