House Of Representatives Speaker, Mighty John Boehner, appeared on CNBC today and demonstrated an amazing command over a wide variety of vitally important issues.
He was tan and poised, often seeming somehow larger than life.
He did not cry.
{excerpt} On the subject of today's sizeable market sell-off: "The sell-off is in large part due to the policies that we've had coming out of the Federal Reserve," Boehner said.
Johnny--Well as you know we are but 1/3 of 1/2 of 7/32 of the government and even though we have the purse strings the truth is that I am just Harry Reid"s plaything and have no idea what I am doing--But vote for me and I will say something you want to hear